Experts have claimed to have discovered a man from Co Wicklow who has the amazing ability to "look slightly like (almost) everybody".
Alan Ruth first shot to fame in 1994 by winning the European leg of the Super Mario Kart World Championships and achieving brief notoriety as a child model under the stage name Skandar Keynes. Renowned for his skilful driving (and signature bermuda shorts) Alan had been a favourite to place in the World Finals until an unfortunately timed growth spurt left him with strangely large hands rendering him unable to play and devastating his modelling career. Alan has since grown into his hands, but never fully regained his game playing ability.
Alan 1994 / 1995
Alan led a relatively normal life following his growth spurt, in his twenties however people began to notice an uncanny similarity between himself and Republic of Ireland footballer Gary Breen.
Alan and Gary Breen.
Having since honed his personal style, the self described "intellectual business executive with continental flair and fabulous hair" has displayed a chameleon like ability to look like almost any celebrity or former world leader.
Alan Today
Anthony Kiedis
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Jermaine Clement
RTE News guy...
Sasha Baron Cohen
Joseph Stalin
With the ability masquerade as an endless variety of public figures and blend in almost anywhere, it has been suggested that Alan would best suited to a career in espionage... perhaps as an Assasin or Psychic Spy.
Disapointingly Alan has chosen to work for a large pharmacutical company. He also can be seen playing the role of Tony Hayers in I'm Alan Partridge
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