It seems increasingly likely that unofficial industrial action that severely disrupted begging services in Dublin today could escalate into a national stoppage by the end of the week.Activists in a number of begging "hotspots" including Westland Row the Sean O'Casey Bridge downed their paper cups shortly after rush hour this morning, citing dwindling takings and uncomfortable working conditions.
Jesus Futureking, a self appointed spokesperson has urged beggars across the country not to cross picket lines until certain issues have been addressed by the B.A.O.I. "Eight months ago we'd be taking in near two hundred a day..." said Futureking, now we're are taking in nearly half that figure. He explained that no other public workers would be expected to endure the same kind of drop in earnings while insisting that despite what them people say he didn't steal their dog.
Earlier today the Minister for Public Enterprise told the Dail that high level and informal contacts are taking place between management and beggars to prevent the dispute from escalating. He stated that while the drop in takings are partially due to the state of the economy, a recent massive increase in the circulation of counter fit two cent coins may also account for some of the losses as "beggars are generally too lazy to count or spend coppers"... "While we can't decisively prove anything as to the source of this coins, we are confident that the people of Cork are at least partially responsible".
Meanwhile thousands look set to continue without begging services until at least the end of the week and will have to find alternative ways to get rid of their hard earned cash. Some resourceful Dubliners have already taken to emptying their pockets into the Liffey, while Allie Irish Bank are unveiling plans for a loan scheme that will help to supplement beggars income until their fortunes turn.
Onlookers were heard to remark that "this is without doubt the single darkest day in this city's long and troubled history"..
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